Got a horrible phone call earlier. It went like this.
Anti - "yeah whats up"
her - "anti"
anti - "all my life, whats up"
her - "anti, I am fucking done with you"
anti - "excuse me?"
her - "your a horrible boyfriend, you havent called me in two fucking weeks!"
anti - "ummm...what?"
her - "dont worry about doing something for my birthday next week, not like you were fucking going to anyways!"
anti - "ummm, happy bday you!"
her - "fuck off piece of shit"
anti - "ok ok im sorry, i seriously am, but I have a serious question"
her - "what?"
anti - "who the fuck are you?"
Her - "are you serious? its sari"
anti - "not ringing a bell"
*click*
took a couple minutes to realize what happened. A girl I met a couple weeks back that I fucked in a random persons lawn after bar hopping. She said she couldnt fuck someone she wasn't dating. I told her to pretend we were dating.
Crazy bitch stories. GO!
Anti - "yeah whats up"
her - "anti"
anti - "all my life, whats up"
her - "anti, I am fucking done with you"
anti - "excuse me?"
her - "your a horrible boyfriend, you havent called me in two fucking weeks!"
anti - "ummm...what?"
her - "dont worry about doing something for my birthday next week, not like you were fucking going to anyways!"
anti - "ummm, happy bday you!"
her - "fuck off piece of shit"
anti - "ok ok im sorry, i seriously am, but I have a serious question"
her - "what?"
anti - "who the fuck are you?"
Her - "are you serious? its sari"
anti - "not ringing a bell"
*click*
took a couple minutes to realize what happened. A girl I met a couple weeks back that I fucked in a random persons lawn after bar hopping. She said she couldnt fuck someone she wasn't dating. I told her to pretend we were dating.
Crazy bitch stories. GO!
God'll prolly have me on some real strict shit
No sleeping all day, no getting my dick licked
The Original Emotional Alpha