[AntiTrace]

Got a horrible phone call earlier. It went like this.

Anti - "yeah whats up"
her - "anti"
anti - "all my life, whats up"
her - "anti, I am fucking done with you"
anti - "excuse me?"
her - "your a horrible boyfriend, you havent called me in two fucking weeks!"
anti - "ummm...what?"
her - "dont worry about doing something for my birthday next week, not like you were fucking going to anyways!"
anti - "ummm, happy bday you!"
her - "fuck off piece of shit"
anti - "ok ok im sorry, i seriously am, but I have a serious question"
her - "what?"
anti - "who the fuck are you?"
Her - "are you serious? its sari"
anti - "not ringing a bell"

*click*

took a couple minutes to realize what happened. A girl I met a couple weeks back that I fucked in a random persons lawn after bar hopping. She said she couldnt fuck someone she wasn't dating. I told her to pretend we were dating.




Crazy bitch stories. GO!

[Veloce]

Ha.

Got too many crazy bitch stories, but this is a nice one:

Took a couple girls to a Black Keys concert, VIP section. We find our spot, I go get some beers. Come back, and 15 feet away is this girl I recognize that I had a ONS with. Ugliest girl i've been with but she's not hideous, maybe a 5. Found out later she's got a blog about how big of a fucked up drunken slut she is. She was with 3 meathead dudes, wouldn't surprised if they were gonna run a train on her later that night. She's dancing like a huge slut in a tight little dress, looks over to her side, sees me, points at me, and exclaims way too loud so everyone can hear, "HEY! I KNOW THAT GUY! I *FUCKED* THAT GUY!"

I just turned my back and thought, "Jesus, I'd hate to be the guy going home with her tonight..."

Shit, I'd hate to be the guy that settles down with that girl.

[soup]

Last year, I hooked up with this french girl who was living on the floor above mine. The three craziest things I remember her doing:

1) Coming back drunk in the middle of the night, knocking on my door.

2) One morning we woke up, and I think I said "fuck" or something because the light was in my eyes. She immediately started loosing it "why do you say that? It's too early." Then she blew-up and started yelling at me, saying things like I was an asshole, or I had no soul. She admitted that she was on her period, but she insisted "but still." I just told her to leave because I had work to do.

3) Later that day! I was leaving to go see another girl, and as I walked away from my building, she opened up the window on her floor and called out "Where are you going?" I think I just say "hey" or something and walked away.

[vinman]

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!