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Esquire Writer Says Women Suck At Sex
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Esquire Writer Says Women Suck At Sex

http://www.esquire.com/features/women-wh...click=news

Chris Jones, a contributing writer for Esquire, calls out women for being weak lovers, and are to blame for their own bad sex lives. More often than not, I've found him to be right...

"The best kind of pride is that which compels a man to do his best when no one is watching."
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Esquire Writer Says Women Suck At Sex

If you want porn-like sex, American girls are the best. I kind of miss that a bit.

If you want intimate lovemaking, not so much.

I think it's safe to say most girls suck at sex. Let's see...

Brazilian: pretty good, very active.
Colombian: can be bad if she has a lot of religion guilt.
Iceland: grimey like in America
Denmark: not so good
Poland: freaky girls who love sex, but they can be a bit quiet and passive
Estonia/Latvia/Lithuania: kind of similar to Poland.
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Esquire Writer Says Women Suck At Sex

As long as she's hot and DTF, she's a good lover to me.
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Esquire Writer Says Women Suck At Sex

Quote: (03-30-2012 02:24 PM)MikeCF Wrote:  

As long as she's hot and DTF, she's a good lover to me.

I think what we see is largely the extremes. Their either porn-inspired freaks, or dead fish. It's nice to find a chick that's DTF, but you'd also like her to appear to be an active participant. Sure, gettin' up in some and bustin' a nut is a win, but it is so much better when you're fucking to have her trying to fuck you back.

"The best kind of pride is that which compels a man to do his best when no one is watching."
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Esquire Writer Says Women Suck At Sex

I don't care too much so long as a girl isn't A) Too inexperienced, B) Appears to be enthusiastic about it, and C) Actually moves around some during sex.

Nothing turns me off faster than an amateur, a faker/mute, or a dead fish. All of the above = instant softie. These days I'll just leave (or kick her out).

"Seriously girl, now you're wasting my time. GTFO."

Vice-Captain - #TeamWaitAndSee
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Esquire Writer Says Women Suck At Sex

I read the link - didn't know Funyuns were a real thing. I thought it was something SMBC just made up.
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Esquire Writer Says Women Suck At Sex

I've been told by many women that most men suck at sex too.

I have an unpopular theory about it. I think that some people include in their sexual strategy a high libido and high sexual skill. And for the men that may come with a bigger dick, less of a sense of disgust for women with high partner count, higher risk taking and novelty seeking, and shorter time orientation. Some people are born to fuck, are good at it, and use that skill as a main part of attracting mates.

The same for the women. Some women have a higher than average socio-sexual score, put off a stronger sexual heat, and fuck 100 times better than the average chick. With that skill they can attract mates. This pisses off the men with longer time orientation who want children and stable marriages, who view the sluts as doomed to receiving their fair retribution of living with cats in their old age for the sin of fucking too many men. But the reality is that there is no retribution - hot sexual women can and do get whatever they want.

Most people, men and women, can't fuck their way out of a paper bag. The ones that excel stand way out.
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Esquire Writer Says Women Suck At Sex

Hands up if you ever had a woman who was a " starfish" as my mates like to call it. Yes we have all had one or two of those under our belts.
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Esquire Writer Says Women Suck At Sex

got starfished by an 18 yo korean girl with the tightest smoothest coochie ever. guess she wasn't all into that but oh well. it's not a zero sum game, but I won that one a few times
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Esquire Writer Says Women Suck At Sex

Usually while flirting you can kind of sniff 'em out. I'd rather masturbate than put the time in to get a starfish. It's basically the same thing.
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Esquire Writer Says Women Suck At Sex

Quote: (04-01-2012 05:06 PM)Anon-A-Moose Wrote:  

Usually while flirting you can kind of sniff 'em out. I'd rather masturbate than put the time in to get a starfish. It's basically the same thing.

I can't agree with you here. A live body, with a wet pussy AND titties for me to play with beats spanking EVERY time. I rather she actively participate, but if she doesn't I'll make do by amusing myself.

"The best kind of pride is that which compels a man to do his best when no one is watching."
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Esquire Writer Says Women Suck At Sex

Roosh - One of the worst and most boring girls I've banged was a Colombian. I know its just my luck at that moment, but still....I think they are overated. The others I had were "ok" but nothing great.

Out of all the groups I can say that my top 3 without thinking too hard about it..

South African White = Awesome
Mexican = Awesome
American = Good as far as being dirty.
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Esquire Writer Says Women Suck At Sex

Quote: (04-01-2012 04:28 AM)xsplat Wrote:  

I've been told by many women that most men suck at sex too.

I have an unpopular theory about it. I think that some people include in their sexual strategy a high libido and high sexual skill. And for the men that may come with a bigger dick, less of a sense of disgust for women with high partner count, higher risk taking and novelty seeking, and shorter time orientation. Some people are born to fuck, are good at it, and use that skill as a main part of attracting mates.

The same for the women. Some women have a higher than average socio-sexual score, put off a stronger sexual heat, and fuck 100 times better than the average chick. With that skill they can attract mates. This pisses off the men with longer time orientation who want children and stable marriages, who view the sluts as doomed to receiving their fair retribution of living with cats in their old age for the sin of fucking too many men. But the reality is that there is no retribution - hot sexual women can and do get whatever they want.

Most people, men and women, can't fuck their way out of a paper bag. The ones that excel stand way out.


I'd expect that on the whole, most women have many more sexual experiences than most men, so they should, in general, be 'better' than most guys

For me, one of the best fucks was this Persian-American chick.. she totally in sync with me rhythmically.

Another interesting one was a dancer- she contorted her body so that we were in what felt like a pretzel shape. It sort of changed my idea of what sex could be.

Most of the time, it's usually me battling against their moans. That's usually what makes me want to blow my load, and I now see it as a sort of shit-test. So, I plow through it and just keep fucking until I'm ready to blow on my own terms, when I want to, which is usually in posicion perrito, where I don't have to look at her face.
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Esquire Writer Says Women Suck At Sex

Yeah this article by the way was probably written by a gay dude. Gay dudes always say shit like this..its ego driven and political. I rarely trust anything from main stream media sources, no matter of the guise is news or entertainment...they all have a fucking agenda and its not hard to see.

Anyhow, Some things are scientific and others are just comment sense. Some of you are making big assumptions but IMO some of what is considered good or great sex is just chemistry, some of it is experience some of it is the couple being comfortable with one another.

I think whoever assumes a girl is good in bed because she has had many partners is probably wrong. In my experiences, the best lovers are not girls who rack up tons of numbers, because numbers with girls are easy to get and usually come in the form of one night stands, drunken back seat bangs and so forth.

The best best of the best in bed IMO are women who have maybe only had a few men numbers wise, but were with the few men for lengthy periods of time. They get comfortable with sex, get used to what men like, get comfortable with their own bodies and well get "trained". Same as a guy who has his first few akward sexual experiences, then gets a GF and really learns tricks here and there.
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