[teh_skeeze]

Playfully of course.

Imagine two boxers at the pre-fight press conference and they do the photos with the facing off, or two ignorant bastards getting ready to trade blows (What did you just say to me?). This has happened to me twice in the past couple of weeks. When girls do this, should I peck them on the lips? I feel like the answer is yes. They are obviously comfortable enough with me to get that close.

The first time I didn't do it because the girl's boyfriend was standing a short distance (less than ten feet, more than three) behind her and I didn't want to stomp his beta ass at my friend's house because he can't control his woman.

Last night I just playfully slapped another girl that did this. I think I didn't do it because she was really wasted and I'm not a fan of sloppy drunks.

I should just do it next time. I'm probably overanalyzing shit as usual.

Thoughts?

[BortimusPrime]

Lick her nose.

[teh_skeeze]

Knew I'd get a better idea coming here. Thank you.

[Zee]

Yaa go for it! You only live once right?

[Parlay44]

Just repeat what you said or say "You fucking heard me". If she's playing around just have some fun with it. Tickle under her armpits or just grab her in a big bear hug and squeeze.

If she's being serious you need to take control of the situation. "Sit the fuck down little girl". Treat her like a bratty little sister.

[King Solomon]

Kiss is good. Lick her nose is excellent. Kinda like ridiculing her for being mad. Its a good way to demonstrate that you don't take life too seriously, you can manage her when she is losing it, and you don't get sucked into petty bullshit. Her getting in your face is a shit test.

As for a chick who has a boyfriend nearby, you can always go with "Too bad your boyfriend doesn't have the balls to keep his bitch on a leash. After you leave his ass, if you ask real nice, I'll give you some of those spankings you have been needing for so long" or some variation.

got nothin to lose on that one...

[Cr33pin]

[UgSlayer]

(04-05-2012 11:25 PM)Cr33pin Wrote:  

DO THIS

[soup]

Girls have literally been getting in my face lately. A few weeks ago, I got an un-provoked karate kick to the jaw (which was promptly returned with a massive slap to her face).

But, even tonight, I was perched at the bar, running my spider game, when some girl got all up in the area I was in and then tried to frame it like I had gotten up in her shit, even though I'm the master of stillness and had not moved an inch for like half an hour.

I'd bet $100 that there are a ton of innocent convicts who were sent to jail as result of some power-tripping bitch.

[Manwhore]

Yep you are supposed to kiss her. Actually your eyes narrow as you talk more and more shit, lowering your voice more and more as the vibe gets more intimate and it draws her closer and closer and finally you guys just start making out. The best way to do it tho is as I described.. you drawing her in, she'll invariably start kissing you. Bitches love kissing like this

[MidniteSpecial]

...a good one is to tell her that her breath stinks..in a playful, funny way obv.

[snoop]

two options I see

1. Laughter. nothing infuriates someone who is mad more than someone who doesn't care about their anger

2. Re-evaluate your methods that are causing people to get in your face like this.

[esperar]

(04-06-2012 03:47 AM)soup Wrote:  

Girls have literally been getting in my face lately. A few weeks ago, I got an un-provoked karate kick to the jaw (which was promptly returned with a massive slap to her face).

But, even tonight, I was perched at the bar, running my spider game, when some girl got all up in the area I was in and then tried to frame it like I had gotten up in her shit, even though I'm the master of stillness and had not moved an inch for like half an hour.

I'd bet $100 that there are a ton of innocent convicts who were sent to jail as result of some power-tripping bitch.

Yup, I don't doubt it. These false accusing cunts need to be punished.

By the way, I was being a total dick to a girl the other night while I was drunk, and she got pissed off at me. I didn't care, and kept on annoying her. Haha. I was being a total bastard the entire night to the girls in the group I went out with.