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whats the best excuse to call into work?
03-05-2012, 02:07 PM
Fuck it ill just go in to work, calling in feels worse than approach anxiety
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whats the best excuse to call into work?
03-10-2012, 12:11 PM
To add to what Goldin Boy said, you must must MUST live the lie. Once you've lied like that at work, as far as you're concerned its stone cold fact.
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whats the best excuse to call into work?
03-10-2012, 03:18 PM
Why don't you get another job that you like?
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whats the best excuse to call into work?
03-10-2012, 03:34 PM
Tell the boss that the night before you were roofied by 4 illegal African immigrants, and was gang raped till the wee hours of the morning. Now your butthole is bleeding and you are crying uncontrollably.
Yeah, not only will he give you all the time off you need, but won't even ask for report. Yep, he won't touch that whole situation with a 10 foot pole. Your cleared to party.
Haha. You guys think I'm kidding, don't you?
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whats the best excuse to call into work?
03-10-2012, 06:54 PM
Car accident, food poisoning, pet died, child/relative's child is sick, you're sick, unexplained vomiting, mugged, family emergentcy, death of close friend/relative, pipes burst, car won't start and no ride around, etc etc
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03-10-2012, 09:41 PM
This guy at work called in the past two days because he was so wrecked that the girl he is dating slept with me(which happened a couple days before he started going out with her). He said that his mom was in a car crash where her car flipped three times. He was living the lie that Chad was talking about.
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whats the best excuse to call into work?
03-11-2012, 02:09 PM
How about this? You show up at work, on time, and actually do what you are being paid to do.
Who are you? Ferris Bueller? Going to put a thermometer in hot water so mom thinks you are sick?
Cant work today, im going to watch TV?
Work hard so that, when you need to be somewhere else, your boss will feel happy to give you some time off.