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Ghostface Killah's Annual 10 Softest Rappers in the Game List (Hilarity)!
03-02-2012, 02:55 AM
This is something I should have shared with the forum a long time ago when I first joined. This shit is straight comedy. Enjoy.
4th annual list
3rd Annual List (First one I ever saw, also the funniest).
2nd annual list
1st Annual List
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Ghostface Killah's Annual 10 Softest Rappers in the Game List (Hilarity)!
03-02-2012, 09:48 AM
WOW. The picture of Drake in make-up says it all.
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Ghostface Killah's Annual 10 Softest Rappers in the Game List (Hilarity)!
03-02-2012, 10:49 AM
One of my boys posted a couple of these lists on Facebook some time ago. Hilarious. He writes the way you KNOW he talks. I love his obsession with Drake, and how he reserves a spot on every list for him. He seems to have an unending supply of euphemisms for softness.
I don't understand how Ray J made the list. Other than being the last man on earth to have fucked Whitney Houston, and for banging Kim Kardashian on tape, what's he really done? Has he actually ever put out music? If so, has he done enough to even be recognized? I think Ghost's beef with him is his posing on his sister's dime, and less about his wack recording skills.
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03-02-2012, 11:22 AM
I remember he did a review of Drake's album and on one song he said something like... "His voice so soft he can pollinate a flower."
I chuckled for days.
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03-02-2012, 11:28 AM
Quote: (03-02-2012 11:22 AM)Roosh Wrote:
I remember he did a review of Drake's album and on one song he said something like... "His voice so soft he can pollinate a flower."
I chuckled for days.
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03-02-2012, 11:29 AM
I could not stop laughing when I saw this picture!
I'm still laughing my ass off!! CRYYYYYIIIIINNNGG!!
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Ghostface Killah's Annual 10 Softest Rappers in the Game List (Hilarity)!
03-02-2012, 11:48 AM
He didn't really write these Timoteo lol
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03-02-2012, 11:52 AM
"This nigga definitely a “carry a bouquet of roses between his teeth while he climb up the fire escape to the crib of a broad he met 2 hours ago to pay her phone bills n vacuum her living room while she at work” type a nigga b."
hahahahhahah
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03-02-2012, 12:11 PM
Quote: (03-02-2012 11:52 AM)WesternCancer Wrote:
"This nigga definitely a “carry a bouquet of roses between his teeth while he climb up the fire escape to the crib of a broad he met 2 hours ago to pay her phone bills n vacuum her living room while she at work” type a nigga b."
hahahahhahah
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03-02-2012, 12:17 PM
That was quite funny, but I swear there should be a Google Translate for some of this.
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Ghostface Killah's Annual 10 Softest Rappers in the Game List (Hilarity)!
03-02-2012, 01:02 PM
great find, thank you...hilarious.
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03-02-2012, 01:16 PM
"I think that he be wantin to prove that he aint actually that tender tho namsayin. So he tried to get some beef to pop off wit that Tyler the Creator nigga. Thats like bein at a new school n wantin to show the other kids that you aint no bitch nigga so you go stomp some kid from the special ed class"
this one is too good if you know anything about tyler, the creator or OFWGKTA