[Rack'emWillie]

Hey y'all, I've just found this forum and from what I've read, it sounds like some of you were in the military at some point or another. I wanted to start this thread just to make sure. So post your rank, branch, specialization, and any fun experiences you had under this thread.

I'll go first. I just got out, and I left as an E-7 (Srgt. First Class) in the United States Army. I bet some turds on this will say I'm lying, but I was Ranger in the 75th. I was hoping to become a green beret because of my fluency in Spanish, Portuguese, and Arabic, but I realized I was too old for this shit.( I'm 27, I know most of you think thats young, but in the Special Forces Community, thats more like 35). The funniest story I have from my days in was back from back when I was in Iraq. A corporal from Minnesota who was in my chalk had gone missing, and my C.O. told me to go find him before he had to be reported. So I talked to some of his friends, and it turns out he had snuck into the village. So I go in to the village with them, and we split up, saying we will meet back at the village's well at 1430, and if he's not back by then we will report him M.I.A. So 30 minutes into our search for him, I walk by an alley and here something. So I double back, head into that alley hot not knowing what to expect, and I see him, with 2 Iraqi chicks (20 years old?) and he is fucking getting suck of by them. I don't know what the fuck he OR those girls were thinking, they could have been killed for what they were doing, but damn I thought to myself this kid must have some game. Anyways, I head back to base with him, and he won't speak to me for 2 days because he says I cockblocked him. Anyways, thats my story.

[VOLTAIRE]

I was in 2nd 75th in Lewis many moons ago. got into 5th group and later on 1st group before ret.

[Rack'emWillie]

Good to see another military man on here.

[Roosh]

But were the girls cute?

[Rack'emWillie]

(09-20-2009 01:57 PM)Roosh Wrote:  

But were the girls cute?

They weren't too bad, this was in a more liberal and modern town of course. It was a village right by Tikrit, which is where Saddam was born, but anyways, I think the people really let loose after Saddam died, he didn't have many supporters in his hometown. Anyways, I'd rate the girls as 6.5 range and the 4-5, I can't really be too sure since I was more focused on getting my soldier back. But that's pretty damn sexy for Iraq, they don't have many babes there. Plus, in defense of him, he was probably pretty desperate due to the only action he had been getting for the last 7 months was from his hand.

[Kona]

In my Navy days I ran into a lot of you cats from the 75th. Always a good time.
This is my dirtiest run in.

I was in a hotel in Islamabad with some of your officers. There was only one bathroom per floor. I walked in and an officer from the 75th was banging one of those burkha women. She was bent over and holding the burkha so only her ass was exposed. When they came out, she still had the head cover part of the burkha on. Around the mouth/face section of the burkha there was a big whitish wet spot.

Please don't ask for advice how you go about gaming a burkha woman. They scared me.

I also ran into the Iraqi women cutting loose after Saddam was gone. I have no idea how anyone brought themselves to bang an Iraqi woman. If you figure them 6.5s those can't be the same scale you would use on US chicks? I probably spent about a year of my life there all together. I fraternized.

Hey brah, are they building a new AFRC at Fort Lewis? Is it finished? I gotta check that out.


Aloha!

[Rack'emWillie]

Oh you're a Navy man... No I'm just kidding. I've met alot of Navy men with tight game. Maybe it's the classy uniforms, I was jealous of those. I actually was thinking of joining the Navy, but (as messed up as this sounds, remember I was 18 and had seen waaay to many action flicks) I really wanted to kill something. Not because I was homicidal, I just wanted to be able to say that I've killed some one.

But damn, an officer? I thought they'd be more classy Must have been really desperate. And wow, I've always wanted to visit Pakistan (not sure why, just always have), if I had heard they were sending some of us over I would have tried to pull some strings. So what were you doing there anyway?

And yeah, we made up our own scale, it was mostly based on how sexy there burkhas were and if we could see their curves.

I'm not sure about an AFRC in Fort Lewis, I haven't heard of it. Cape Henry in VA looks nice though. Have you been to the one in Wakiki? Also, I've never been stationed at Ft. Lewis. I was a Benning man, then to Afghanistan, the back for all of 6 weeks, then Iraq on and of again. Probably spent 3 year total in the sandbox. Yeah, looking back on it I'm glad I joined up, thanks to the military I never had any confidence problems with women. My game just sucked. But a shout out to Roosh, thanks for the website.

[Kona]

The Navy got me at my college graduation like Forest Gump.

I love the ocean and not only did I want to learn as much as I could about it, I wanted to see all of it. I absolutely did. My only job experience up until then was restaurants and weed. I was perfectly suited for a career as a supply officer.

You are right, its the uniform. The first night I went out in my summer whites, I knew I was on to something. Even the shittiest of stuff I saw I wouldn't trade for anything. Me and some guys you probably worked with from the 160th got torn to hell in Afghan, I thought my life was over. I woke up on a Spanish hospital ship that was staffed by 5 men and 80 of the most beautiful women I have ever seen in my life. They rode us back to Pearl Harbor with a few stops. It was the best month of my life.

Now every military person and their families need to check out all of the AFRC spots. I hear the one going up in WA is a ski resort. Cape Henry is great if you bring a chick. Its beachfront condos. I can't stand Norfolk though. Edelweiss is is amazing, and was $13 for active duty brothers.

I go to the Hale Koa in Waikiki regularly. You should too. Its about 1000 feet down the beach from a real deal 5 star hotel on one side and a huge Hilton resort on the other. The only difference is the room and drink prices are about 2/3 less.

Aloha!

[Rack'emWillie]

Damn, sounds like you were made to be a supply officer haha. And you're right, I wouldn't trade it for anything. But you know what is alot of fun that I tried the other night. Since I kept my uniform, I thought what the hell let's see what happens if I go out with it on. I got a k-close and 3 numbers. Then the next day I tried it again, and got a same night f-close. After that I didn't wear it anymore because I don't want to disrespect the uniform, but I realized that in those 15-20 approaces, I was never once cockblocked. So if you need to end a dry streak or are headed to a sausage fest, break out the whites. Damn, those cockblocking motherfuckers won't mess with you when you got that on.

Hospital ship....damn. Enough said there.

Yeah I guess I'll go to one when I get a steady girlfriend that I actually respect. But that Wakiki sounds nice. Got check that out if I'm ever in the neighborhood.