i was cooking for a girl once (she couldnt cook worth shit) just finished chopping up some hot red peppers. i guess my culinary skills turned her on and she came onto me. we start making out, i put her on the counter and start fingering her. 5 seconds later screams of pain. i couldn't stop laughing.
How can Moma survive Armageddon?
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