[Leonard D Neubache]

In 99% of those situations the woman is just as much of a total cunt as the man.

Any desire to defend her is not premised on your inner chivalry. Beneath that paper thin suit of white armour is a cave-man sniffing a chance to fuck her. There's a high statistical probability that she testifies to total fiction in court later that you were the aggressor and that she and her man were just having a minor disagreement.

GTFO and call the police if you have to. The odds that a rare and beautiful true victim has found her way into the life of a psychotic lunatic is about one in a bloody million.

Suffice to say if you're stuck there for some reason ignore the titties and never take your eyes off of the danger. Even going fetal and rolling under the ute would have probably avoided a fatal head blow if he'd been bothering to pay attention to the dude instead of the bitch.

Of course that advice is for all you chumps. I would have put the smack down on that asshole, driven his bitch out into the forest and fucked her through a pine tree, because I'm baaaad aaaassss.