I am currently living in South Beach in an undisclosed location(multiple members have been to my spot, it is in the middle of all the action) until June 2019 then I have to go to the middle of nowhere for 3 years in true monk mode for career-so I am going out hardcore. Here is my formula for getting laid in Miami.
1) I go to Wynwood at roughly 10:30, last call there is 2:30. I always have a wingman because most girls are in groups of 2. I drive (more on this later-why I drive instead of Uber) and arrive early for a prime parking spot. Then I hit multiple spots and start approaching-I target out of towners on vacation and Ft Lauderdale/West Palm Beach Girls, Girls under 21 that cannot get in anywhere, and foreign chicks.
2)Wynwood has last call at 2:30 , around 2 I look for any girl who seems confused why the party is not going to go until 4 or 5.I swoop in and ask them where they are from, then I tell them the party is until 5 am on the beach and I can get them in multiple spots for free(They are free for everyone , but I don't tell them that)- and I am about to drive over(Hence the reason I drove. Having a car means getting them out of there immediately and not allowing them to have second thoughts about you while you wait 10 minutes on an Uber). When they get in the car I have cool music cued up, party favors(liqueur, prescription cannabis vape pen, other shit), and my car is a cool ride.
3)On the ride over I do my patented "let me make sure you are safe" put the seat belt on the girl I like move , and my wing man is tightly pushed up with his girl in the back seat of a 2 door car with the patented "just put you butt in the seat and put your legs in my lap" move. We are off to South Beach.
3) We hit my spot to park my car because all the spots I frequent in South Beach are walking distance from my house. Then I hit the girls with the patented "I forgot my wallet and my wing man has been covering me all night , lets just run up really fast and go get it before we hit these spots " move. This has never failed to get the girls upstairs to my water view studio apartment.
4) Some girls are cool with chilling in my spot , parting and drinking there , and not leaving. However some girls, particularly out of towners, will still want to hit spots. I take those bitches out! I will hit 3 really cool places by my crib and give them the time of their life! They will be in the swing of things and loving every minute. Then I move it back to the crib and try to fuck. I have a 75 percent conversion rate with this formula.
5)Sometimes the girls do not want to fuck and we just make out and I get a phone number. These phone numbers actually have a high conversion rate but I follow this rule-after the confirm text no more than three texts without a conversation. I must have her on the phone talking to me to continue the emotional high/spontaneous energy from the first night. These girls usually require an additional night out clubbing with me for me to close the deal.
A few notes here about this approach-
1) In Wynwood you will get a lot of rejection so focus on the hotter girls , the 7s and above-If you are going to get rejected anyway aim high. I have gone 0/15 and number 16 was down to go. Always have a wingman, you will rarely encounter women alone and you need someone to at least keep her friend busy if nothing else. Remember it is a numbers game.
2) I do not speak Spanish fluently and it is costing me major opportunities with really hot girls. I am in Spanish class now and I study often but I must get it down. If you are fluent in Spanish this plan will yield you great results. Also if you know Russian or French it is also a boon to you and would increase your conversion ratio.
3)It benefits you to have the" party favors" ready -have alcohol in the car, keep your legal cannabis vape pin on you, and "other things". Have your place in Midtown, Miami Beach, Downtown, or Brickell-Just be near the action
4) I have had all of my success with this method with women under 30. Women over 30 make a lot of demands and are not as much fun-however you do what you want with it, I am just laying out what works for me.
1) I go to Wynwood at roughly 10:30, last call there is 2:30. I always have a wingman because most girls are in groups of 2. I drive (more on this later-why I drive instead of Uber) and arrive early for a prime parking spot. Then I hit multiple spots and start approaching-I target out of towners on vacation and Ft Lauderdale/West Palm Beach Girls, Girls under 21 that cannot get in anywhere, and foreign chicks.
2)Wynwood has last call at 2:30 , around 2 I look for any girl who seems confused why the party is not going to go until 4 or 5.I swoop in and ask them where they are from, then I tell them the party is until 5 am on the beach and I can get them in multiple spots for free(They are free for everyone , but I don't tell them that)- and I am about to drive over(Hence the reason I drove. Having a car means getting them out of there immediately and not allowing them to have second thoughts about you while you wait 10 minutes on an Uber). When they get in the car I have cool music cued up, party favors(liqueur, prescription cannabis vape pen, other shit), and my car is a cool ride.
3)On the ride over I do my patented "let me make sure you are safe" put the seat belt on the girl I like move , and my wing man is tightly pushed up with his girl in the back seat of a 2 door car with the patented "just put you butt in the seat and put your legs in my lap" move. We are off to South Beach.
3) We hit my spot to park my car because all the spots I frequent in South Beach are walking distance from my house. Then I hit the girls with the patented "I forgot my wallet and my wing man has been covering me all night , lets just run up really fast and go get it before we hit these spots " move. This has never failed to get the girls upstairs to my water view studio apartment.
4) Some girls are cool with chilling in my spot , parting and drinking there , and not leaving. However some girls, particularly out of towners, will still want to hit spots. I take those bitches out! I will hit 3 really cool places by my crib and give them the time of their life! They will be in the swing of things and loving every minute. Then I move it back to the crib and try to fuck. I have a 75 percent conversion rate with this formula.
5)Sometimes the girls do not want to fuck and we just make out and I get a phone number. These phone numbers actually have a high conversion rate but I follow this rule-after the confirm text no more than three texts without a conversation. I must have her on the phone talking to me to continue the emotional high/spontaneous energy from the first night. These girls usually require an additional night out clubbing with me for me to close the deal.
A few notes here about this approach-
1) In Wynwood you will get a lot of rejection so focus on the hotter girls , the 7s and above-If you are going to get rejected anyway aim high. I have gone 0/15 and number 16 was down to go. Always have a wingman, you will rarely encounter women alone and you need someone to at least keep her friend busy if nothing else. Remember it is a numbers game.
2) I do not speak Spanish fluently and it is costing me major opportunities with really hot girls. I am in Spanish class now and I study often but I must get it down. If you are fluent in Spanish this plan will yield you great results. Also if you know Russian or French it is also a boon to you and would increase your conversion ratio.
3)It benefits you to have the" party favors" ready -have alcohol in the car, keep your legal cannabis vape pin on you, and "other things". Have your place in Midtown, Miami Beach, Downtown, or Brickell-Just be near the action
4) I have had all of my success with this method with women under 30. Women over 30 make a lot of demands and are not as much fun-however you do what you want with it, I am just laying out what works for me.
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