[Lunostrelki]

I would have liked to say that I will have a traditional Thanksgiving dinner with my family, but the truth is I will have to meet my recently transgendered cousin whose white mom (my aunt by marriage to my uncle) is a hardcore feminist and a Muslim by conversion. Not only does the kid say he is a girl but he serendipitously chose to use my wife's English name. Needless to say, neither I nor my wife are looking forward to seeing him, and I am worried for his upcoming teen years.