Coffee Shop/Ice Cream Parlor/Burger Stand: Change for smiling, $1 if you make even a small attempt to be friendly or pleasant, otherwise nothing.
Taxis: 10%
Food Delivery: 10%
Waitresses at Serve-Yourself Buffets: 10%
Normal Waitresses: 20%
Bartenders (Cash) $1 for drinks under $8, $2 for $8-$15 range, $3 for $15+
Bartenders (Tab): 25%+ for excellent service/enjoyable conversation, 20% for normal service, 15% for rude/entitled attitude/bad service, 25%-60%+ for excellent service + getting me drunk + taking a couple items off the tab
Barber/Masseuse/"Personalized" Services: 25% for a satisfactory+ job, 20% for a bad job.
Movers: $5-$20 per guy depending on how big the move was.
Street Performers: $1-$5 if your act gets me to stop.
Bellhops/Valet Parking Guys: No more than $2 because I'd prefer to move my own shit 100% of the time and I hate you for existing.
Bathroom Attendants: $1 for every five pisses if you don't shove soap/towels in my face or try to turn my faucet on for me.
Beggars: Up to $5 for guys who hit me with a truly compelling story of why they need the money and at least appear not to be on drugs (<1% success rate)
Girl Scouts/Child Fundraisers: I don't want the shit they are selling, but if they can stop me in my tracks and are brave enough to make eye contact I always give them $1 because daygame is hard. #respect
Taxis: 10%
Food Delivery: 10%
Waitresses at Serve-Yourself Buffets: 10%
Normal Waitresses: 20%
Bartenders (Cash) $1 for drinks under $8, $2 for $8-$15 range, $3 for $15+
Bartenders (Tab): 25%+ for excellent service/enjoyable conversation, 20% for normal service, 15% for rude/entitled attitude/bad service, 25%-60%+ for excellent service + getting me drunk + taking a couple items off the tab
Barber/Masseuse/"Personalized" Services: 25% for a satisfactory+ job, 20% for a bad job.
Movers: $5-$20 per guy depending on how big the move was.
Street Performers: $1-$5 if your act gets me to stop.
Bellhops/Valet Parking Guys: No more than $2 because I'd prefer to move my own shit 100% of the time and I hate you for existing.
Bathroom Attendants: $1 for every five pisses if you don't shove soap/towels in my face or try to turn my faucet on for me.
Beggars: Up to $5 for guys who hit me with a truly compelling story of why they need the money and at least appear not to be on drugs (<1% success rate)
Girl Scouts/Child Fundraisers: I don't want the shit they are selling, but if they can stop me in my tracks and are brave enough to make eye contact I always give them $1 because daygame is hard. #respect