[mikado]

(10-25-2018 02:35 AM)Eugenics Wrote:  

So alpha

One time I slipped and fell in a construction area where they were operating on an open sewage line. My dick got all shitty. I asked my homie who I met in the neighboring crib in the maternity ward to clean the shit-sewage off my dick because I was nauseous from the fumes and I had a date with a hb8.5 after. He sucked it off and then gave me his credit card. That's real friendship

I wouldn't do it for him because I trust him to not get into these retarded situations but that's the type of friendships I have