[MrLemon]

(10-25-2018 12:01 PM)Off The Reservation Wrote:  

More hilarious trolling of the creative minds on team Deb:

To get the right amount of explosive force, that hot dog needs to be wrapped in tape. Masking tape or Scotch-brand invisible tape works best. Plus there should be peppercorns or capers sprinkled on the dog in order to become shrapnel. Also mustard or habanero paste for chemical warfare effects.

This particular model is best sent to Michael Moore. Actually send a dozen or so. He can "disarm" them very quickly and satisfy his breakfast requirements at the same time.