[JekyllAndHyde]

Assuming gutter game counts I was moping around outside an Irish pub past 3AM in the morning. I was joined by an interstate colleague.

Then suddenly some random chick sits right next to me and starts chatting.
I couldn't tell if she was interested in chatting me up or absolutely bored out of her mind.

We were talking shit about my night.

Then eventually somehow I talked about her "wet pussy".
She went "whooooa", rolled her eyes and promptly left.




Sure I can get away with talking shit but some things are a big no no in some contexts and this was one of them.
I learned very quickly to not fuck up when approached anywhere and anytime.

I get night gamed now and then but I'll leave that for another day.



FYI Stating the obvious but those charity chicks that ask for donations or strip club promoters do not count as them approaching you.