[Gimlet]

She is 50. It's not hard for a 50 year old to get banged out regularly but beyond that... And any man who might actually want to settle down with a 50 year old woman will know she is a whore. In the end she will be alone, and her ex-husband will recycle himself and end up with a prettier younger woman. She will then understand her mistakes as she lies in bed at night, jealous of her husband's new wife. But by day she will double down on her foolish choice and write another dumb article