Just a stoned thread-sitcom idea, not an actual description of this thread:
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[OP starts thread to advertise his copywriting services with badly-written copy of his own]
[Another savvy poster entices OP to pay him for copywriting lessons, using a well-written post]
[A third poster observes this and hires the savvy poster to write copy for his own new thread (advertising copywriting services)]
[A newb sees this play out and posts that syntax-mangling OP is the real copy pro for spurring all the action in the first place]
...putting down the J now...
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[OP starts thread to advertise his copywriting services with badly-written copy of his own]
[Another savvy poster entices OP to pay him for copywriting lessons, using a well-written post]
[A third poster observes this and hires the savvy poster to write copy for his own new thread (advertising copywriting services)]
[A newb sees this play out and posts that syntax-mangling OP is the real copy pro for spurring all the action in the first place]
...putting down the J now...