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I was listening to this song and was struck by how accurate and prescient it is in its description of most anglo women - although now it would be most women in developed countries. The song is from 1979. Zappa was always woke on women (probably from banging groupies all the time and being honest about his experiences and those of his band members).

Since there is no thread for redpill Zappa songs, I decided to open one. The repertoire (not just of observations on women/relationships, but many other topics).

I'll start with Dead Girls of London and Crew Slut. Hopefully other Zappa fans can contribute with others. For those who do not know or are not very familiar with this genius, hope you enjoy it.

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Dead Girls of London

Can you see what they are
Do you hear what they say
People it is sad but true
They dress really stupid but they think they're okay
And they've got no use for you
Oh the Dead Girls of London
Why do they act that way?
Phooey!

Maybe it's the water, mama
Maybe it's the tea
Maybe it's the way they was raised
Maybe it's the stuff what they read in the papers
Keeps 'em lookin' sorta half in a daze
Oh the Dead Girls of London
Why do they act that way?

We're the Dead Girls of London
We think we are fine
We ain't hittin' on nothin'
But the boutique frame of mind

You see 'em dancin' at the Disco
Every night like a bunch of little robot queens
Makin' little noises full of fake delights
But they're really just so full of beans
Oh the Dead Girls of London
Why do they act that way?

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Crew Slut

Hey Hey Hey all you girls in these
Industrial towns
I know you're prob'ly gettin' tired
Of all the local clowns
They never give you no respect
They never treat you nice
So perhaps you oughta try
A little friendly advice

And be a CREW SLUT
Hey, you 'll love it
Be a CREW SLUT
It's a way of life
Be a CREW SLUT
See the world
Don't make a fuss, just get on the bus
CREW SLUT
Add water, makes its own sauce
Be a CREW SLUT
So you don't forget, call before midnite tonite
The boys in the crew
Are fust waiting for you

You never get to move around
You never go nowhere
I know yer prob'ly gettin' tired
Of all the guys out there
You always wondered what it's like
To go from place to place
So, darlin', take a little ride
On the mixer's face

Be a CREW SLUT
Just follow the magic footprints
Be a CREW SLUT
Hey, you'll love it!
Be a CREW SLUT
It's a way of life
I ain't gonna squash it
And you don't need to wash it!
CREW SLUT
Hey, I'll buy you a pizza
CREW SLUT
Of course I'll introduce you to Warren
The boys in the crew
Are only waiting for you

[LARRY:]
Well you been to Alabama, girl,
'N' Georgia too
'N' all the boys in thecrew
Is bein' good to you
I know yer sayin' to yourself
'This is the way to go
'Cause when you need a little extra
They will give you some mo'
'Cause you're the CREW SLUT

[MARY:]
I'm into leather...

[LARRY:]
That s good! A lot of the boys in the crew
Love leather...

[MARY:]
And rubber...

[LARRY:]
Yeh, they like rubber too... shrink- tubing
With a hair dryer...

[ROAD CREW CHORUS:]
Trade your spot on the bench
For a guy with a wrench

[MARY:]
Ha ha ha...

[LARRY:]
You like that, huh?
I told you you'd love it...
It's a way of life!

[ROAD CREW CHORUS:]
The guys in the crew
Have got a present for you!

[MARY:]
A present for me?

[LARRY:] We got a present for you!

[MARY:]
Whaddya got?
Whaddya gonna give me?

[LARRY:]
It looks just like a TeleFunken U-47
You'll love it...

[MARY:] With leather?