[Once Was Not]

Yoga pants are alright but god damn I am starting to get sick of them. At first they were hot but now it's just impossible to enjoy bare legs cause they're always covered up with jet black workout pants. Besides, it's like a push up bra for the ass. When I was younger mini-skirts were the lower body clothing item of choice for girls. God I miss those days. Now it's a fucking miracle to see one, dresses are pretty rare too. Just chicks walking around like they're at the gym. Amazing how common mini jean skirts were but are now basically extinct.

But yeah I'm sure having a firearm, a knife, and phone on your person when doing yoga is super important or something. Fucking hell girls wear actual clothes not fucking workout gear everywhere.