[Vladimir Poontang]

There was a bearded fellow named Roosh
Who mastered the art of getting boosh
Let us all revere
The lord of the manosphere
And the leader of our revoloosh

He wrote book and blog on yin and yang
And showed men far and wide how to bang
While feminists get snarky
He ushers in the patriarchy
And heralds the return of kangs

No one quite knows where he resides
Upon only a select few he confides
But that's just as well
For the scarlett capsuled pimp'nel
From afar still manages to turn tides