[Matsufubu]

- Animal print clothing/handbags

- Excessive interest in Kardashians/Love Island, etc

- Excessive text speak

- Garbage friends. Meet her friend group - birds of a feather, and all that

- Never has any money but plenty of dumb shit instead

- Excessively into Disney / fairies, etc. Something psychological there - it almost always seems to be fat chicks, too

- Elaborate nail decorations

- Any looking up to some vapid trash 'celebrity' as their ideal person

- Fake hair, OTT boobs

- Addiction to social media. I know they all like it to a degree, but I'm talking "can't tear herself away from her smartphone for ten seconds even when on a date" addiction

- Dresses like a slob