Quote: (01-18-2018 10:55 PM)RexImperator Wrote:
Actually laughing so much that I dropped my phone reading this.
Abba were really huge when I was in Primary School. Kids used to sing this on the playground:
"Tonight my Super Pooper farts are going to blind you
Burning like the sun
(Su-pa-pa-Poo-pa-pa)
Here's another one!
I really you think you'd better run"
as well as:
"There was something in the air that night
Eggs on you, Fernando"
This is why I always choose my lyrical metaphors very carefully, studying them for a couple of minutes, thinking of the most obvious way someone's going to try and make fun of it.
Take 'Dancing Queen': a minute later, I've got this.
"You are the Queefing Queen
Blowing steam
From your inner seam
Queefing Queen
Squealing heat
From your loose Vajine
Oh no!"
IMHO, choosing 'Linger' as your lyrical hook was just asking for it.