[Cane Toad]

(12-18-2017 03:50 PM)Vladimir Poontang Wrote:  

Hi, I'm Mr Tapper's official spokesman. Sorry he couldn't reply to you himself, he's rather busy living life and getting laid. Any questions should be addressed to me and I shall pass them on. Thank you.

Mr Poontang,

I acknowledge your offer to provide professional services on behalf of Mr Tapper.

Your client, Mr Tapper, has made several representations that appear to be best represented as follows:



Additionally, the associates of Mr Tapper (in an apparent attempt to align themselves with Mr Tapper) have made representations that are best represented as follows:



Please inform Mr Tapper, and his associates, that there will be no further communication on this matter.

Have a nice day.

Mr Toad