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(11-27-2017 11:01 AM)Jetset Wrote:  

"Ephraim Kobre realized that he wanted to fuck wild things at the age of forty-two. Out for a stroll one evening in late August, he spotted a white-tailed fawn nibbling the buds of a poplar in a corner of Mount Pleasant Cemetery near the opulent family mausoleums, and his erection was instant, painful—the erection of a fourteen-year-old boy. All it took was three solid jerks over the top of his slacks. Then he wandered home in his own stickiness and stood in front of the mirror, in the unflattering fluorescent light of the basement-apartment hallway, to inspect what he was. The body of a middle-aged man is like a language beginning to lose its grammar from common usage. He stood naked, perplexed to the point of cruelty: Why had God made him like this? Why this body? And why did he suddenly want to fuck wild things?"

This guy has issues. If he wants to fuck animals... it at least explains why he married the she-beast. The middle aged man body issues stem from a lack of exercise and poor diet. The man is probably a soy drinking vegan and is ashamed of his shrunken testicles and bitch tits.