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(11-16-2017 01:28 AM)Suits Wrote:  

This is great material for a South Park episode.

They could steal this bit from Red Dwarf:



[the Dwarfers, while time traveling, inadvertently knock the gunman out of the Texas School Book Depository window during the JFK assassination]

Lister: Hey, what's going on down there? What're all those people doing gathered around that giant pizza?

Kryten: That is *not* a giant pizza, sir.

Lister: It's 8 foot across, man - you don't think that's giant? What kind of pizza house have you been going to? The Fat-Bastard-o-ria?