Holy fuck that was a hilarious read and this is a hilarious thread. Thanks for this guys. So I'll call the girls by number going 1-6 from left to right.
#5, second from the right, is a WB. She's the hottest one to me clearly and i don't see how any straight man would call that a WNB. Maybe I need my eyes checked. Next is #1 on the far left.
All the others are girls I'd be embarrassed to get caught by my neighbor kicking them out Sunday morning but with enough alcohol I'd bang the #2 and #4 as well and I'd try to get them out of my apartment at a time when none of my roommates or neighbors could see what I had done. The other uggos would need to slip molly in my drink to get me to bang them.
#5, second from the right, is a WB. She's the hottest one to me clearly and i don't see how any straight man would call that a WNB. Maybe I need my eyes checked. Next is #1 on the far left.
All the others are girls I'd be embarrassed to get caught by my neighbor kicking them out Sunday morning but with enough alcohol I'd bang the #2 and #4 as well and I'd try to get them out of my apartment at a time when none of my roommates or neighbors could see what I had done. The other uggos would need to slip molly in my drink to get me to bang them.