[King of Monkeys]

(06-23-2017 03:01 AM)Leonard D Neubache Wrote:  

The guy in question should shop for a non-hostile breeder and just start fucking her hog-wild. Tell her that she'll get a shit-ton of money but she has to sire three kids first. Meanwhile he should siphon as many assets as possible into unreachable accounts and assets. All furniture should be sold and replaced with stuff on lease "because it's higher quality and you deserve it baby".

Run up debt equal to the combined assets (the ones on the books) and then pull the pin on the bitch when the sum total reaches zero. Engineer a break-in where all her stuff is stolen down to her last stitch of clothing.

Take the keys to her car and call the lender to tell them that he's defaulting on the loan. Then ghost to the new family. By this stage your youngest is still in the womb and your oldest is nearing 2.

Game over.