I just have the standard pre-recorded greeting with my number. Makes it easier to avoid people or claim, that's not my number anymore.
I used to have fun ones, but those days are long gone. Usually it was some accent and either a joke or a song. Some favorites I remember were:
Doing a Mr. T impersonation - "I pity the fool who don't leave a message."
and singing - "Please leave a message, or I will fuck you up the ass!" That one got some good responses, until I accidentally missed a call from my grandma...
I used to have fun ones, but those days are long gone. Usually it was some accent and either a joke or a song. Some favorites I remember were:
Doing a Mr. T impersonation - "I pity the fool who don't leave a message."
and singing - "Please leave a message, or I will fuck you up the ass!" That one got some good responses, until I accidentally missed a call from my grandma...