A brief treatise on the women of Southeast Asia and the Austronesian islands
05-20-2017, 08:17 AM
Wrote the below about my travels in 2015:
Cambodia
They say that the ambition of men is a mirror of the desirability their tribeswomen- this is certainly true in the case of Cambodia (and the British, who did their best for centuries to get the fuck out of their country).
There’s a reason Survayaman II of the mighty Khmer empire dedicated his life to raising armies, pillaging neighbouring Thailand and building epic temples- yes, the petite- yet-big-titted chocolate brown goddesses depicted on the temple murals are real- and they’re walking around modern-day Cambodia.
While they’re no longer strangling snakes or contorting their bodies in an unladylike fashion as depicted on the murals, they look just as gorgeous working in the rice fields, soliciting tourist dollars or breastfeeding their babies in public.
Vietnam
Hard-working and low-maintenance, warmer than the East Asian robot-girls and infinitely more feminine and refined than the bulk of western women, these girls are worth fighting for.
It’s easy to see why Vietnamese men are willing to crawl through tunnels, make shit-and-stick traps, train kids to point automatic weapons and generally endure a thorough shafting in times of war: so that no-one but them shaft their womenfolk.
Whether it is Chinese, French or American cocks trying to invade their country, the Vietnamese message is clear: no-one but us fucks our women. That is unless, of course, you pay the appropriate fee- in which case we will happily chaperone you around, point you to the best ones and make jokes and drink rice wine with you afterwards.
Papua new-guinea
With the white man only reaching the highlands of Papua- New Guinea for the first time in 1937, the women of this country represent the perfect opportunity for the discerning traveller to witness the closest thing to “wild women” that they would otherwise be presented with.
Sporting smiles with teeth stained red from beetle-nut chewing, sideburns that would make the most hardened ghetto gangster look effeminate by comparison and biceps fit for smashing skulls with coconuts, these women lack some of the traditional qualities associated with attractive women.
But whose tradition are we judging by? Descended from spear-wielding, mask wearing volcano worshippers, these women are not to be trifled with. Remembering that the culinary art of cooking human flesh is still well within living memory for these ghetto-amazons, the reader is perhaps wise to reserve judgement.
Aboriginal Australians
Any visitor to one of the beautiful parks of the Northern territory in Australia will often find themselves accosted by the alluring catcalls “hey motherfucker, you got twodolla or a shmoke fer me?”
Who are these rough around the edges yet charming girls you may ask? They are Australian aboriginal girls. These girls or “Abbo’s” as they are more commonly known, are all about fun. You can see them having fun in the park or on the street corners all day long, every day. Be it hanging out with their girlfriends drinking, getting in fights or just sitting around trash talking at the menfolk, is it any wonder that such everyday nuances such as urinating in appropriate places or preventing their children from sniffing petrol takes a backseat to their fun-filled activities?
As fun and charming as they sound, the reader should be provided with a balanced account. Those opting for petite girls will have a difficult time appreciating the facial features of Aboriginal girls, which can, under bad light and if not properly assessed, be mistaken for that of a male gorilla. There are even those detractors that would go as far as to suggest that aboriginal girls are at the bottom rung of the human mating game, but again this is an unbalanced viewpoint; it is erroneous to assume that this is the particular ladder that they are attempting to ascend.
Cambodia
They say that the ambition of men is a mirror of the desirability their tribeswomen- this is certainly true in the case of Cambodia (and the British, who did their best for centuries to get the fuck out of their country).
There’s a reason Survayaman II of the mighty Khmer empire dedicated his life to raising armies, pillaging neighbouring Thailand and building epic temples- yes, the petite- yet-big-titted chocolate brown goddesses depicted on the temple murals are real- and they’re walking around modern-day Cambodia.
While they’re no longer strangling snakes or contorting their bodies in an unladylike fashion as depicted on the murals, they look just as gorgeous working in the rice fields, soliciting tourist dollars or breastfeeding their babies in public.
Vietnam
Hard-working and low-maintenance, warmer than the East Asian robot-girls and infinitely more feminine and refined than the bulk of western women, these girls are worth fighting for.
It’s easy to see why Vietnamese men are willing to crawl through tunnels, make shit-and-stick traps, train kids to point automatic weapons and generally endure a thorough shafting in times of war: so that no-one but them shaft their womenfolk.
Whether it is Chinese, French or American cocks trying to invade their country, the Vietnamese message is clear: no-one but us fucks our women. That is unless, of course, you pay the appropriate fee- in which case we will happily chaperone you around, point you to the best ones and make jokes and drink rice wine with you afterwards.
Papua new-guinea
With the white man only reaching the highlands of Papua- New Guinea for the first time in 1937, the women of this country represent the perfect opportunity for the discerning traveller to witness the closest thing to “wild women” that they would otherwise be presented with.
Sporting smiles with teeth stained red from beetle-nut chewing, sideburns that would make the most hardened ghetto gangster look effeminate by comparison and biceps fit for smashing skulls with coconuts, these women lack some of the traditional qualities associated with attractive women.
But whose tradition are we judging by? Descended from spear-wielding, mask wearing volcano worshippers, these women are not to be trifled with. Remembering that the culinary art of cooking human flesh is still well within living memory for these ghetto-amazons, the reader is perhaps wise to reserve judgement.
Aboriginal Australians
Any visitor to one of the beautiful parks of the Northern territory in Australia will often find themselves accosted by the alluring catcalls “hey motherfucker, you got twodolla or a shmoke fer me?”
Who are these rough around the edges yet charming girls you may ask? They are Australian aboriginal girls. These girls or “Abbo’s” as they are more commonly known, are all about fun. You can see them having fun in the park or on the street corners all day long, every day. Be it hanging out with their girlfriends drinking, getting in fights or just sitting around trash talking at the menfolk, is it any wonder that such everyday nuances such as urinating in appropriate places or preventing their children from sniffing petrol takes a backseat to their fun-filled activities?
As fun and charming as they sound, the reader should be provided with a balanced account. Those opting for petite girls will have a difficult time appreciating the facial features of Aboriginal girls, which can, under bad light and if not properly assessed, be mistaken for that of a male gorilla. There are even those detractors that would go as far as to suggest that aboriginal girls are at the bottom rung of the human mating game, but again this is an unbalanced viewpoint; it is erroneous to assume that this is the particular ladder that they are attempting to ascend.