This is a good one for when you are with a group and you are outside in the cold, like swimming at night, or huddled in line waiting to go to a show, or going from a sauna to a cold pool. It doesn't really work when it isn't cold.
A baby polar bear came to its dad and said, "Dad, are you sure I'm a polar bear."
His dad said, "Yes son, you are a polar bear."
The son said, "But are you really really sure I am a polar bear?'
His dad said, "Yes, son you are a polar bear! Why do you keep asking that?
"Because I am fucking freezing."
A baby polar bear came to its dad and said, "Dad, are you sure I'm a polar bear."
His dad said, "Yes son, you are a polar bear."
The son said, "But are you really really sure I am a polar bear?'
His dad said, "Yes, son you are a polar bear! Why do you keep asking that?
"Because I am fucking freezing."
“The greatest burden a child must bear is the unlived life of its parents.”
Carl Jung