Quote: (08-20-2011 12:34 PM)MiXX Wrote:
Anyway, back on topic. Not sure how being in your 20's or 30's or 50's in the world of technology today in 2011 would not keep you from MORE BANGS than the 20 year olds from 1995!!!
It was hard getting bangs back in the mid-90's - beepers were about as good as you can get and wait around fro girls to call you back!
Shit, guys complain about nowadays, but I'm sure 90s game has its own set of bullshit. Just speculating:
1. Having to call the house phone at a girl's house and talking to her mom, brother, or sister for a minute (who could be hotter than the girl in question), then waiting for them to scream "Amanda!!! It's for you," and waiting another 2-3 minutes for her to come to the phone. Then, she "gotta go," because someone else has to use the phone or because someone wants to get on AOL or CompuServe and that shit is dial-up (as Mixx pointed out).
2. Scambling for quarters and a pay phone to holler back to this "honey" who just hit you up on your pager with "9-1-1." Motherfucker in front of you is taking for ever because he's calling El Salvador and shit, and just pumping that phone with change every couple of minutes.
3. Using that corny Fresh Prince of Bel-Air game because everyone knows the 90s were the golden-age of black-dude game.
4. Having to learn goofy-ass dance moves, looking like a broke-ass Kid N' Play, just trying to impress all these chicks who think they're Fly Girls from In Living Color.
5. Wearing those ridiculous, polka-dotted 90s fashions.
Man, we got it good.
EDIT: Although, I will confess this is a mad jam.