[Aliblahba]

After a pool party:

Her: Everyone loved your sense of humor and thanks SO much for the pork.
(It's amazing how far a pack of bacon will go in a muslim country)
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Pre-game texts:

Me: Let's go for coffee tonight.
Her: What? Coffee and no dinner?
End of Xmission. She failed the gold-digger test.
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Me:I was going to Addis Ababa but canceled.
Her: Why go there?
Me: Great food and culture.
Her: And bombastic women too? Hehe
Me: I attract bombastic women everywhere. Like you.

She knew I was going to get my groove on in Ethiopia, but still stayed on the line. I have a date w/ her tonight.