"I have this friend, we've been friends for like 10 years and in that time he has never had a girlfriend. Well let me be more specific, he has only been with two girls and only once with each. I've been single for a while and quite into gaming girls and I figured what the harm in taking him along, he needs to get some game. So I started training him to be my wingman and it bombed horribly"
Ten years is a good run.
Time to part ways.
Ten years is a good run.
Time to part ways.