When I was a freshman there was a girl on our floor who was like a 4. Not pretty, but she wasn't fat. Slight mustache. Not blessed in the looks department, unfortunately. She would stop by different guys' rooms, be way too friendly, and start convos and compliment stuff. We'd get uncomfortable and try to get rid of her without being too mean. We all laughed about it. I have no idea if anyone banged her...if so they kept it a secret out of embarrassment.
If only you knew how bad things really are.