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How to reveal your real age?
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How to reveal your real age?

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Quote: (12-09-2016 02:52 AM)LeoneVolpe Wrote:  

There's a few different tactics you could take with a girl inquiring about your age:

. Lie

This is self-explanatory, but basically if you don't see any sort of future beyond a ONS, no sense in really going into too many personal details anyway.

. Make 'em guess

You should do this anyway, it's more fun to make a girl work for an answer than to be boring and give them straight answers to all questions like a fucking job interview.

If she guesses you're younger than you are, it's a sign she's either "being nice" or will be more forgiving of your being older since you don't look your age.

If she guesses you're older than you are, it's not ideal but don't let it rattle you. Maintain frame, and pivot to put pressure on her.

If she guesses your exact age, you can make some remark about how she should work at a carnival with such skills. You can sexualize the conversation by saying something along the line of, "Hmm, I wonder what other hidden talents you have..."

. Exaggerate/"Agree & Amplify"

As mentioned above, it's always better if you make a girl work for an answer rather than come right out with the truth. If you're self-conscious about your age, you can jokingly give an answer that's way older than you are.

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You: How old are you?

Her: I'm 23. How old are you?

You: How old am I?

Her: Yeah.

You: You wouldn't believe me if I told you.

Her: Come on, tell me!

You: (with a sly smile) I'm 87 years old.

Her: Shut up!

You: Don't I look great for my age?

Her: Amazing.

You: Yeah, I think it's from avoiding sunlight, well that and all the 23 year old blood I feed on.

Her: I'm glad I'm not the only one who likes to bite (blah, blah, blah)

It sounds stupid, but this type of corny banter works. As long as you don't make a big deal out of your age, for the most part neither should she.

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Gonna have a go with exaggerating as I've always defaulted to making them play guessing games

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while leaving lying as a last resort.

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Quote: (08-04-2016 01:17 PM)godzilla Wrote:  

Yea in your late 20's you have nothing to worry about. Girls like older men btw, but her friends might whisper the "creep" word once you reach 30.

I usually just tell them the truth sometime after we fuck.

I just go, "oh yea im sorry i lied, Im 32."

They usually think for a sec and then realize they like it.

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Doing my occasional odd street approaches as my tits-seeking missile in my pants needs hot targets and I'm starting to get asked about my age again so I'm gonna have to be even more creative.

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Without going into too much detail this is even while retaining my 18 year old appearance.

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