[deus_ex]

Goddamn, this was a book-and-a-half-long post. But I read every word, just so I could really get something out of heeding your advice.

Here's to never sticking your dick in crazy. Though I guess it's not that easy, right? It's that primal urge that holds so much power over us, as the sense of rationality in our head constantly fights the impulses of the other head down below. But hey, I'm sure you had fun while it lasted. On to the next chick.