I always lie. I don't give my real name, my age, my profession, my address, anything.
First dates, for me, are basically a finely woven tapestry of complete and utter bollocks. I enjoy coming up with new stories and playing them out.
If I ever come across a girl I want to keep around then I just hit the with the line about how there's a lot of crazies about there and call them out on how they invariably tell lies when it suits them.
First dates, for me, are basically a finely woven tapestry of complete and utter bollocks. I enjoy coming up with new stories and playing them out.
If I ever come across a girl I want to keep around then I just hit the with the line about how there's a lot of crazies about there and call them out on how they invariably tell lies when it suits them.