I masturbate all the time and it comes more natural to me than ever. I have been exposed to this kind of humor since I was a child (my father was somewhat alpha around my mother and other women, constantly making sexual innuendos and "busting"). However, for the longest time I couldn't get the courage to be like this around girls/women on my own. Around guys, everyone thought I was the coolest guy ever, I never held back what I was going to say.
What I do, is look for key words that people use and try to turn it into a sexual innuendo, as somehow they are making a sexual advance on me or trying to "pick me up" etc. If a woman says "It only took me 5mins..." I'll stop her and say something like.. "5mins? I bet I could make it last longer than that..." with some sly smile, raised eyebrow or something. If she says "can you help me do it?" I'll say... "do IT? Already? I'm not that easy! You've gotta fines me a little bit, I'm not a piece of meat.." You get the picture...
Two things...
1. Body language is KEY... you can say ANYTHING and have it mean ANYTHING... without the right body language it's complete shit. You'll come off as insecure if you're not congruent physically with what you're saying verbally.
2. Use this in small doses after at least 8-10mins of conversation, otherwise you might come off as a creepy, sex-crazed weirdo.
What I do, is look for key words that people use and try to turn it into a sexual innuendo, as somehow they are making a sexual advance on me or trying to "pick me up" etc. If a woman says "It only took me 5mins..." I'll stop her and say something like.. "5mins? I bet I could make it last longer than that..." with some sly smile, raised eyebrow or something. If she says "can you help me do it?" I'll say... "do IT? Already? I'm not that easy! You've gotta fines me a little bit, I'm not a piece of meat.." You get the picture...
Two things...
1. Body language is KEY... you can say ANYTHING and have it mean ANYTHING... without the right body language it's complete shit. You'll come off as insecure if you're not congruent physically with what you're saying verbally.
2. Use this in small doses after at least 8-10mins of conversation, otherwise you might come off as a creepy, sex-crazed weirdo.