"Oh, you brought a condom with you? Were you expecting to get laid or something?"
07-13-2011, 12:41 PM
'No, this condom was given to me by my father who received it from his father you see'
... OR
'I always carry one in case I meet my Dream Girl'
that deviates her attention towards wondering if I mean she's my dream girl and implies that my Dream Girl would have no problem using one the moment we meet...
... OR
'I always carry one in case I meet my Dream Girl'
that deviates her attention towards wondering if I mean she's my dream girl and implies that my Dream Girl would have no problem using one the moment we meet...