[The Man w/ the Golden Gun]

I bet that's her party trick. She goes up to a group of people in the bar. "WANNA SEE A PARTY TRICK?" (no)

*shoves her ass in people's faces*
*heaves a watermelon between her drumsticks for legs*
*proceeds to squeeze*

watermelon bits fall out from under her like an abortion from hell, and she beams expectantly at her audience.

came here hoping for xenia onatopp reference, thank you samsamsam