No sexy nude women - WTF Over!
When I was poking holes in the ocean keeping offshore Rooskie submerged nukes from being launched against the USA by our adversaries while our families were sleeping - to keep us from losing our ever loving minds we had a smut locker - the 3 most popular mags were Playboy - high quality glossy pics of nude ladies with nice breasts and figures and smiles and women writing in to Playboy Advisor - filled with the kind of Girls Hef loved to bang and often did - better than the average scowling SJW woman... Getting an invite to the Playboy Mansion for one of their epic parties is still on my Bucket List.
Then there was Hustler - great inspiration for Gross Out contests... Larry Flint had one sick mind and paid for it.
Then there was Bob Guccione's Penthouse - same quality photography as Hef's mag but included both full tit and clit in high glossy glory...
Being stuck near a remote Sub Base we did not see women like that any where near the base except during summer beach season when the touristas were around - lots of SEA (SE Asian) boomer widows and fast attack 10 month plus deployment widows - what would they do - hang out at notorious Boomer Widow bars - phucking fugly married bar sluts with an 80% divorce rate due to long deployments - EFF the Hell out of That!
Playboy and Penthouse inspired me to take short leaves 4 or 5 days for long weekends in New Haven, Newport and New York and go hot honey hunting for the ladies that looked like Playboy and Penthouse centerfolds - would find them and bring them back to the our off base Apts or shared rental houses (Poor Nuke Sub Players Clubs) and then to the base for real crew member level Nuke Sub Tours - let them look through the Periscope in Port and climb up to the conning tower when weather was nice and ... after all the ohs and ahs - and the rest of the crew drooling - took them back to our place for drinks, take out and bangs... for real!
So suffice to say Playboy and Penthouse saved my life - saved me from marrying some beached sub base snorca mercenary boomer widow whale and taught me that there were mega hotties worth defending your country for and Penthouse and Playboy taught me how to hunt for them.
Turning Playboy into a soft mommy porn lingerie magazine catalog is just the ultimate in feminist female SJW agenda being applied to a once epic brand - Playboy was a lifestyle not just a photo review... With Hef heading into his 90s the Playboy lifestyle and brand has atrophied along with him.
Today instead of Playboy they would be called Playas or Red Pill Neomasculine men...
Hmmmm - Opens up a serious business opp serving the market for truly masculine men - thinking a chain of Cigar Martini clubs and one big manse with well stock humidors and bars featuring excellent Martinis, Scotch, Single malts, bourbons, Ports, Cognac and high end Rums to sip with a great cigar - lit by fine women properly taught to lit their men's fire and get it smoking hot!
Yes there is a sensual and proper way for a woman to light your fire!
Oh and you can rent rooms at the clubs to enjoy the company of the member women - daughters of Alpha men - and no sex workers P4P women allowed.
When I was poking holes in the ocean keeping offshore Rooskie submerged nukes from being launched against the USA by our adversaries while our families were sleeping - to keep us from losing our ever loving minds we had a smut locker - the 3 most popular mags were Playboy - high quality glossy pics of nude ladies with nice breasts and figures and smiles and women writing in to Playboy Advisor - filled with the kind of Girls Hef loved to bang and often did - better than the average scowling SJW woman... Getting an invite to the Playboy Mansion for one of their epic parties is still on my Bucket List.
Then there was Hustler - great inspiration for Gross Out contests... Larry Flint had one sick mind and paid for it.
Then there was Bob Guccione's Penthouse - same quality photography as Hef's mag but included both full tit and clit in high glossy glory...
Being stuck near a remote Sub Base we did not see women like that any where near the base except during summer beach season when the touristas were around - lots of SEA (SE Asian) boomer widows and fast attack 10 month plus deployment widows - what would they do - hang out at notorious Boomer Widow bars - phucking fugly married bar sluts with an 80% divorce rate due to long deployments - EFF the Hell out of That!
Playboy and Penthouse inspired me to take short leaves 4 or 5 days for long weekends in New Haven, Newport and New York and go hot honey hunting for the ladies that looked like Playboy and Penthouse centerfolds - would find them and bring them back to the our off base Apts or shared rental houses (Poor Nuke Sub Players Clubs) and then to the base for real crew member level Nuke Sub Tours - let them look through the Periscope in Port and climb up to the conning tower when weather was nice and ... after all the ohs and ahs - and the rest of the crew drooling - took them back to our place for drinks, take out and bangs... for real!
So suffice to say Playboy and Penthouse saved my life - saved me from marrying some beached sub base snorca mercenary boomer widow whale and taught me that there were mega hotties worth defending your country for and Penthouse and Playboy taught me how to hunt for them.
Turning Playboy into a soft mommy porn lingerie magazine catalog is just the ultimate in feminist female SJW agenda being applied to a once epic brand - Playboy was a lifestyle not just a photo review... With Hef heading into his 90s the Playboy lifestyle and brand has atrophied along with him.
Today instead of Playboy they would be called Playas or Red Pill Neomasculine men...
Hmmmm - Opens up a serious business opp serving the market for truly masculine men - thinking a chain of Cigar Martini clubs and one big manse with well stock humidors and bars featuring excellent Martinis, Scotch, Single malts, bourbons, Ports, Cognac and high end Rums to sip with a great cigar - lit by fine women properly taught to lit their men's fire and get it smoking hot!
Yes there is a sensual and proper way for a woman to light your fire!
Oh and you can rent rooms at the clubs to enjoy the company of the member women - daughters of Alpha men - and no sex workers P4P women allowed.