Hey guys, serious post here.
It's recently come to my attention that women are using another advanced technology called a push-up to make their small, flabby, national geographic boobs look better than reality.
I find it super disappointing to seduce a thin 18 year old hottie with double D's, only to find out that she has some tiny, perky C's.
It really pisses me off the way that women are allowed to visually market their sexuality, but men get made fun of for wearing speedos and tight biking pants.
This really upsets me.
Could we all agree to make push-up bras something we are against as a group?
/Rant OVER
It's recently come to my attention that women are using another advanced technology called a push-up to make their small, flabby, national geographic boobs look better than reality.
I find it super disappointing to seduce a thin 18 year old hottie with double D's, only to find out that she has some tiny, perky C's.
It really pisses me off the way that women are allowed to visually market their sexuality, but men get made fun of for wearing speedos and tight biking pants.
This really upsets me.
Could we all agree to make push-up bras something we are against as a group?
/Rant OVER
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