7 Ways to Be a Modern Man [New York Times Article]
10-07-2015, 08:38 AM
Duffel Blog has a good alternative option up:
22 Ways to Be a Modern Military Man
Some gems:
2. Unencumbered by inferior knives and cutting tools, the modern military man opens MREs with his erect penis.
5. The modern military man doesn’t brag about threesomes. Both of them were fatties.
13. During coitus, the modern military man knows that finishing on his lady’s face isn’t degrading: It’s a compliment and very empowering.
22. The modern military man cries, but only when emerging from water in slow motion while hip-firing two M-60 machine guns. And he cries often.
22 Ways to Be a Modern Military Man
Some gems:
2. Unencumbered by inferior knives and cutting tools, the modern military man opens MREs with his erect penis.
5. The modern military man doesn’t brag about threesomes. Both of them were fatties.
13. During coitus, the modern military man knows that finishing on his lady’s face isn’t degrading: It’s a compliment and very empowering.
22. The modern military man cries, but only when emerging from water in slow motion while hip-firing two M-60 machine guns. And he cries often.
Not on here much anymore. I'm either out on 2 wheels or trying to kill something.