7 Ways to Be a Modern Man [New York Times Article]
10-02-2015, 11:28 AM
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13. The modern man listens to Wu-Tang at least once a week.
Translation: Fantasizes about his wife being banged out by the entire Wu-Tang Clan while he sits in the corner masturbating with his own tears as lube.
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