well first of all im not a troll
so about 2 nights ago i was chilling with my friend drinking in a park in my barrio (in colombia), after about 2
hours and 6 beers he introdcues me to one of his friends that he saw at some liquor store that we were
hanging out next to. i start talkng to the guy, who is obviously drunk and he says lets go buy a bottle of
rum at some other liquor store thats a couple blocks away. on the way there we meet up with two other
people who are friends of the guy i just met. so we go to buy a bottle and we start chilling at a museum
that is also in my neighborhood, they are all speaking in spanish. (and i only speak a little and can only
undersatand when people use proper spanish and speak slow, but these guy are thugish looking people and
talk at a pretty fast rate) after about ten minutes i start thinking what the fuck are they talking about, so i
start to pay attention and listen, and the only thing i caught on to was that one guy is a st8 fucking killer,
now at the time i didnt think much of it becasue im from the states and usually when people talk about how
much of a gangster they are its usually bullshit.
so long story short my firend left at 11 o clock, and i stay with the other 5 at the park until 4 oclock. at 4
oclock 3 other guys come and they look like crack heads, and big surprise after 10 minutes they start
hanging out with us, 2 of them start smoking crack, and 2 of my newly met "friends" starts doing coke. at
this point i start to relize im drunk, (i had boughten 2 bottle of aguartiente, they bought a bottle of rum,
and i had draken 6 beers before hand)im a gringo, and these guys are fucking crazy.(except one becasue
my name is matthew and his name is mateo, and he was kind of a cool guy so me and him where actually
pretty cool with each other, the others were just talking at me and every ten minutes they would
say "entiendes" and i would say yeah)so now its 5 oclock and we start to leave, and out of the blue mateo
leaves and im with 4 crazy mother fucker, and they start asking me, donde vive usted, and im like oh over
there like two blocks. anyways one of the crackheads says donde vive usted again, and i said over ther but
you guys cant come with me, after i said that he puts his hands in side my pocket to try and rob me, at
the time i didnt have anything, so his friend was like what are you doing i told you we wernt going to rob
anybody tonight(bullshit), and his other friends says wait(i was guessing that they wanted to go into my
house and rob me, or kidnap me or something similar. so i start walking away after the crack head lets go,
and one guy said, oye pidobo esperame(hey dumbass wait for me), i was like im not dyeing tonight these
guys are fucking murderers, so i start running.(mind you im drunk, white and in colombia at 5 oclock in the
morning)i ran about three block, busted my ass, got back up and started running,after about 5 blocks i
didnt see them so i jumped into somebodys front yard where there was like a concrete fence where i could
hide, so jumped the wall, busted my ass again, and waited there 10 minutes, after the first 2 minutes i
heard 2 people running, guessing they were running after me. so after 10 minutes i go to a different front
yard to hide, after 5 minutes there 2 securitty guards (one with an uzi and the other with a shotgun) come
up ask what im doing, i say "there are 5 people looking for me, for the love of god help me". they say im
drunk and i should go back to my house(wtf). i told them that i have 50 mil pesos in my house and i will
give them to you if you help me, they say no your drunk go home.this is when i start to realize that my
hands are bleeding, i have blood on my shirt and i probably look drunk. so i go to a different park, where
there is a police station and i fell asleep and a slide that was about half a block from the police station.( i
didnt tell the police because im 16 years old, and if i would have started talking to them they would have
relized that i was drunk)so i woke up at 6 oclock went backk to my house tld my grandparents what
happened and fell asleep. when i woke up i toke a shower and went to my friend girls house(if you have
read my other post, this girl was my friend and we were hanging out for three weeks straight every day,
but one day she found out that i like her, and she stopped talking to me, but the day when this happened
me and her went to a park with her friend and drank wine and hung out for a couple hours)and asked her if
she could go with me to the police station to make a report, she asked me what for so i told her what
happened and she said its better if i dont make one because she knows who those people are and they are
murderers and they are in a gang so if i tell the police my problems would get worse. so i talked to her at
her house for a couple hours about what happened, and then i left. then about 4 hours later she came to
mmy house to talk, so after we talked for a while and s=i asked her if she wanted to go the movies tomorow
(today) and she said yes.
anyways im not asking for advice about if i should tell the police what happened, but i am asking if its a
good idea if when i go to the movies if i should tell my friend girl, something like: if something would have
happened to me last night i never kissed you my life would have been for nothing, or last night i was
thinking if some would have happened to me the last thing that i would have liked to have done is be with
you.
so if anybody thinks that i should go through with this/or not leave a comment, or if you have a better line for me to say then tell me. or if you think i shouldnt say anything and just kiss her, even though she has told me that isnt looking for a boyfriend rite now because she just got out of a 2 year relationship, leave a comment. but keep in mund im going with her at 5 oclock today so please if you are reading this LEAVE A COMMENT.
so about 2 nights ago i was chilling with my friend drinking in a park in my barrio (in colombia), after about 2
hours and 6 beers he introdcues me to one of his friends that he saw at some liquor store that we were
hanging out next to. i start talkng to the guy, who is obviously drunk and he says lets go buy a bottle of
rum at some other liquor store thats a couple blocks away. on the way there we meet up with two other
people who are friends of the guy i just met. so we go to buy a bottle and we start chilling at a museum
that is also in my neighborhood, they are all speaking in spanish. (and i only speak a little and can only
undersatand when people use proper spanish and speak slow, but these guy are thugish looking people and
talk at a pretty fast rate) after about ten minutes i start thinking what the fuck are they talking about, so i
start to pay attention and listen, and the only thing i caught on to was that one guy is a st8 fucking killer,
now at the time i didnt think much of it becasue im from the states and usually when people talk about how
much of a gangster they are its usually bullshit.
so long story short my firend left at 11 o clock, and i stay with the other 5 at the park until 4 oclock. at 4
oclock 3 other guys come and they look like crack heads, and big surprise after 10 minutes they start
hanging out with us, 2 of them start smoking crack, and 2 of my newly met "friends" starts doing coke. at
this point i start to relize im drunk, (i had boughten 2 bottle of aguartiente, they bought a bottle of rum,
and i had draken 6 beers before hand)im a gringo, and these guys are fucking crazy.(except one becasue
my name is matthew and his name is mateo, and he was kind of a cool guy so me and him where actually
pretty cool with each other, the others were just talking at me and every ten minutes they would
say "entiendes" and i would say yeah)so now its 5 oclock and we start to leave, and out of the blue mateo
leaves and im with 4 crazy mother fucker, and they start asking me, donde vive usted, and im like oh over
there like two blocks. anyways one of the crackheads says donde vive usted again, and i said over ther but
you guys cant come with me, after i said that he puts his hands in side my pocket to try and rob me, at
the time i didnt have anything, so his friend was like what are you doing i told you we wernt going to rob
anybody tonight(bullshit), and his other friends says wait(i was guessing that they wanted to go into my
house and rob me, or kidnap me or something similar. so i start walking away after the crack head lets go,
and one guy said, oye pidobo esperame(hey dumbass wait for me), i was like im not dyeing tonight these
guys are fucking murderers, so i start running.(mind you im drunk, white and in colombia at 5 oclock in the
morning)i ran about three block, busted my ass, got back up and started running,after about 5 blocks i
didnt see them so i jumped into somebodys front yard where there was like a concrete fence where i could
hide, so jumped the wall, busted my ass again, and waited there 10 minutes, after the first 2 minutes i
heard 2 people running, guessing they were running after me. so after 10 minutes i go to a different front
yard to hide, after 5 minutes there 2 securitty guards (one with an uzi and the other with a shotgun) come
up ask what im doing, i say "there are 5 people looking for me, for the love of god help me". they say im
drunk and i should go back to my house(wtf). i told them that i have 50 mil pesos in my house and i will
give them to you if you help me, they say no your drunk go home.this is when i start to realize that my
hands are bleeding, i have blood on my shirt and i probably look drunk. so i go to a different park, where
there is a police station and i fell asleep and a slide that was about half a block from the police station.( i
didnt tell the police because im 16 years old, and if i would have started talking to them they would have
relized that i was drunk)so i woke up at 6 oclock went backk to my house tld my grandparents what
happened and fell asleep. when i woke up i toke a shower and went to my friend girls house(if you have
read my other post, this girl was my friend and we were hanging out for three weeks straight every day,
but one day she found out that i like her, and she stopped talking to me, but the day when this happened
me and her went to a park with her friend and drank wine and hung out for a couple hours)and asked her if
she could go with me to the police station to make a report, she asked me what for so i told her what
happened and she said its better if i dont make one because she knows who those people are and they are
murderers and they are in a gang so if i tell the police my problems would get worse. so i talked to her at
her house for a couple hours about what happened, and then i left. then about 4 hours later she came to
mmy house to talk, so after we talked for a while and s=i asked her if she wanted to go the movies tomorow
(today) and she said yes.
anyways im not asking for advice about if i should tell the police what happened, but i am asking if its a
good idea if when i go to the movies if i should tell my friend girl, something like: if something would have
happened to me last night i never kissed you my life would have been for nothing, or last night i was
thinking if some would have happened to me the last thing that i would have liked to have done is be with
you.
so if anybody thinks that i should go through with this/or not leave a comment, or if you have a better line for me to say then tell me. or if you think i shouldnt say anything and just kiss her, even though she has told me that isnt looking for a boyfriend rite now because she just got out of a 2 year relationship, leave a comment. but keep in mund im going with her at 5 oclock today so please if you are reading this LEAVE A COMMENT.