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(09-19-2015 07:58 AM)The Lizard of Oz Wrote:  

(09-18-2015 10:44 PM)kbell Wrote:  

What's a "monkey"? How do you come up with this? Those classifications remind me of Chinese zodiac animals that they have at Chinese restaurants on the place mats.

kbell, every girl resembles some particular animal facially. You can have pigs, dogs (I love both of those types, long-nosed dogs are the finest cocksuckers), rodent/squirrel types, koala cuteness types, glistening seals, monkeys, and others. Cows are underrated, also good stolid cocksuckers with great placidity in their countenance. Sometimes you can have blends, like you could see some chipmunk and some kitten. This girl is a pure monkey, you just have to look at her face and see her jumping around and understand it.

You're an artist, I believe, so think about it this way -- if you had to draw a caricature of the girl as an animal, which one would you choose? The choice is usually pretty self-evident.

Identifying a girl's animal is one of the best ways to understand her sexual uses, it brings you closer to her essence as a sexual object. It is something that a connoisseur of pussy should do as a matter of course.

Something to note is that the great beauties are often unclassifiable, they don't have an animal and this is part of their irresolvable mystery. A great beauty's face refuses to fully come into focus and that slight mist that seems to surround it can enrage a man in a deeper and different way.

Some day I'll explain it all in greater detail and with pictorial examples and illustrations of each and every type, and all of this will be very clear.

Fantastic breakdown. I've definitely compared girls' faces to animals before but never with this level of depth and detail. Up until this point I've only noted that some girls have either a monkey face or a rodent face, both of which I'm quite fond of.