Quote: (09-18-2015 05:52 PM)WalterBlack Wrote:
She's over 50 and he's 55, rich and in good shape for his age.
He should be banging eastern Europeans in their 20s.
No man...this Scottish laird has no interest whatsoever in "banging Eastern Europeans in their 20s". The very idea of it would seem utterly absurd and comical to him and maybe even provoke a little burst of restrained Scottish merriment once he has been apprised of the possibility and made to comprehend it.
This gentleman had been married to one woman all his life, and now that she's left him, all he wants is for this brisk, SUPERWHITE, horse-faced hag to share his truly beautiful manor and estate -- moist and beautiful in a way that only the English and Scottish countryside can really be -- and giggle as she fries the occasional egg on his no doubt massive, well-constructed, comforting, and sublimely energy-inefficient Aga top.
And so it shall be. Deal. with. it.
same old shit, sixes and sevens Shaft...