[PolymathGuru]

(08-31-2015 04:41 PM)realologist Wrote:  

Wish granted but all you own is this street sign with Colombia on it.


I wish I knew the winners of all sporting events so I could gamble on them all becoming extremely rich.

Wish granted. Everyone assumes the game was rigged and broke your legs and stole your extreme riches.

I wish for bi-pedal tank.