Quote: (08-27-2015 01:35 PM)RIslander Wrote:
Quote: (08-27-2015 01:34 PM)Fisto Wrote:
Quote: (08-27-2015 01:31 PM)RIslander Wrote:
Quote: (08-27-2015 01:21 PM)Charlemagne In Sweatpants Wrote:
Quote: (08-27-2015 11:51 AM)RIslander Wrote:
Wish granted, but it was from 3,200,000 to 3,199,000 BC.
Which brings me to the following wish... I wish there was a real Jurassic Park.
Wish granted, but you are mauled by a pack of raptors while visiting. Jeff Goldblum steals your girl.
I wish I was location-independent.
Wish granted, but you have a North Korean passport.
I wish it wasn't so god damn hot in LA today.
Wish granted, it's way fucking hotter.
I wish I could drink alcohol without any ill effects and all the fun.
Granted, but you keep getting drunk and banging 2/10 WNB fatties.
I wish I was on a beach in Vietnam right now.
Wish granted, but it's during the Vietnam War in the middle of a firefight. Oh and Charlie don't surf.
I wish I could play the guitar.