Quote: (08-26-2015 05:28 PM)Paracelsus Wrote:
Quote: (08-26-2015 05:25 PM)Veloce Wrote:
Quote: (08-26-2015 05:22 PM)bacan Wrote:
Quote: (08-26-2015 05:17 PM)Baldwin81 Wrote:
Wish granted, but they're out-of-circulation Zimbabwean dollars.
I wish Chicago had Los Angeles-type weather.
Wish granted. Los Angeles now has shitty cold Chicago-type weather.
I wish I had a beautiful, loyal, sweetheart girlfriend who cheerfully gives me permission to fuck as many other hot girls as I like.
Wish granted. Your beautiful 45 year old girlfriend will let you fuck who you please.
I wish I had a 1970 Challenger
Granted. It's a spaceship built in 1970 that blows up 20 seconds into its first flight.
I wish I had a Ferrari.
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